if i ever get fired i will say “fire cannot kill a dragon” and they’ll beg me to stay and give me a huge raise probably
If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
Have fun figuring out which
I want to have cuddles with you.
And by cuddles I mean sex.
But by sex I also mean cuddles.
But I also mean pizza.